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HAY 2 U HOTTIE
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All Members , Moderated


ONE) DON'T BE UGLY
TWO) APPLY WITHIN 48 HOURS OF JOINING. OR WE WILL BAN YOU. THX A MILLION.
THREE) WHEN YOU FILL OUT THE APPLICATION, PLZ BOLD THE QUESTIONS. OTHERWISE IT IS FUCKEN HARD TO READ.
FOUR) DON'T USE COLORS THAT ARE HARD TO READ. ACTUALLY, JUST STICK TO BLACK OR WE WON'T READ IT.
FIVE) DON'T FUCKEN ARGUE WITH THE MODS. WE FUCKEN RULE. WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.
SIX) USE A FUCKEN LJ-CUT. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW, GTFO.
SEVEN) DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT SOME HOTTIE WHO ALREADY GOT IN KNOCKIN' YOUR STYLE OR W/E BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU SO STFU OR BE FUCKEN BANNED.
EIGHT) DON'T POST ANYTHING EXCEPT YOUR APPLICATION/COMMENTS ON YOUR APPLICATION UNTIL YOU ARE ACCEPTED OR YOU WILL BE BANNED.
NINE) WE ONLY WANT HOTTIES 15+ BECAUSE OK FACE IT PLZ, IF YOU ARE LIKE FUCKEN 13 YRS OLD YOU ARE NOT HOT.
TEN) WE WILL FUCKEN STAMP YOU WHEN WE FEEL LIKE IT.
ELEVEN) BRIGHTNESS / CONTRAST IS NOT AN INSTAFIX FOR UGLY.
TWELVE) SAYING "NO" TO PEOPLE PURELY BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THEIR BANDS IS REALLY LAME.
THIRTEEN) DON'T FUCKEN tYpE lYk DiS. WE'LL FUCKEN SHANK YOU.
FOURTEEN) IF YOU DON'T FUCKEN KNOW WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT (LEPROSY, MOTHER ANGELICA, ETC.) FUCKEN DO A GOOGLE SEARCH



~*BASICS*~
NAME:
AGE:
LOCATION:
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER:

~*OPINIONS*~
KEN JENNINGS:
SXE (IT'S NOT FUCKEN SEX, IT STANDS FOR STRAIGHTXEDGE):
CANNIBALISM:
BEASTIALITY:
GROUPHUG.US:
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS:
LOW-FAT POPTARTS:
LOW-CARB FOODS:

~*OTHER*~
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF (grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz):
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE:
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables):
PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK):
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK:

~*PICTURES*~
POST PICTURES. CLEAR ONES. OF YOU.
MORE THAN THREE AND LESS THAN THIRTEEN.
ONE MUST BE 100x100 FOR THE COMMUNITY INFO, IF YOU ARE ACCEPTED.







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