The Almighty Empress of the Universe (honeychild) wrote in microwavedsex,
The Almighty Empress of the Universe
honeychild
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NAME:honeychild
AGE:20
LOCATION:Chicago, IL
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER:Fountains of Wayne, Operatica, Vanessa-Mae, Frank Sinatra

~*OPINIONS*~
KEN JENNINGS:
I want to have genius babies with him.
SXE (IT'S NOT FUCKEN SEX, IT STANDS FOR STRAIGHTXEDGE): Ha. I love the drinking too much. Plus, I"m Scottish, so I've just got Guinness in my blood already.
CANNIBALISM: Bring on the toasted baby slices!
BEASTIALITY:Dog porn makes me hot.
GROUPHUG.US: Amusing as hell.
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS: Fucking hottest thing ever, she's the only woman I'd ever get down with. Oh baby.
LOW-FAT POPTARTS: Low fat food is a crime.
LOW-CARB FOODS: Someone get me a loaf of french bread so I can beat Atkins dieters to death with it.

~*OTHER*~
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF (grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz):
I once made a friend cry because she said I wasn't pretty enough to work at A&F, and I said "Well, you aren't pretty enough to model but you still do it. Oh wait, when was the last time they called you with a shoot?" She cried for hours.
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE: Hot sex with a horse. Those things cum like crazy.
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables): Joy, my toes are off/i will now serve them as a/delicious party snack
PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK):http://www.livejournal.com/users/honeychild/598109.html
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK:
~*PICTURES*~
POST PICTURES. CLEAR ONES. OF YOU.





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Yes.
Because of the half nude and the Angelina Jolie answer.
Ahhhhh fuck mother fucker, fucking fuck fucker! Dirty words are fun. I'm on the fence, it's boring as all fucking shit, but your hiku was the shit. Any more scandalous pictures?






fuck
+++++++++++++++Half nude pic. Holy hell, why aren't you at least bi?
++Haiku
++++++++++Angelina Jolie's Lips
+++Atkins
+Mother Angelica's eye
1. Questions should be bolded, not the answers and the questions.
2. Where's the MS PAINT picture?
1.Fixed the bolding thing.
2. The picture craweled off the the right, and I can't figure out how to make it move over. But if you scroll right it should be visible.
++++++++++++CANNIBALISM: Bring on the toasted baby slices!
and other stuff.
Kind of boring.
Nice Haiku though.
this is scary