Amanda's Magical Snatch of Chlamydia (mynameisvanity) wrote in microwavedsex,
Amanda's Magical Snatch of Chlamydia
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~*BASICS*~
NAME:
Amanda.
AGE: *~ JALE BATE.~*
LOCATION: Hollywood, FL.
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER: Oh man. RADIOHEAD. And Elvis Presley.

~*OPINIONS*~
KEN JENNINGS: OMGZ I WAN2SEX HIM SOBAD.
SXE (IT'S NOT FUCKEN SEX, IT STANDS FOR STRAIGHTXEDGE): Whateva. Not my personal motto but if you want to abstain from shit, it's your prerogative.
CANNIBALISM: O man, hot. I ate my lover's head one time. It gave him a huge boner.
BEASTIALITY: My first boyfriend looked a little like a parrot...
GROUPHUG.US: V. nice masturbation material.
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS: AAAH. Hottest ever.
LOW-FAT POPTARTS: Nutrigrain bars 4 ever.
LOW-CARB FOODS: Ew. Fat free pwns low carb.

~*OTHER*~
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF (grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz): I want to do Vicky's mom. Oh and I wore condoms as socks for an hour or so.
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE: Well this one time she was giving me oral sex and a giant penis sprouted from my navel and poked out her eye. It was so tragic. I weep to this day for my eyeball-covered cockosaurus.
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables):
THIS 1 TIME MY SKIN
CAME PEELING OFF IN BIG SHEETS
AND O MAN IT HURT.

PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK): FUCKEN HERE SLUTS
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK:
O HAY.
~*PICTURES*~
POST PICTURES. CLEAR ONES. OF YOU.
MORE THAN THREE AND LESS THAN THIRTEEN.
ONE MUST BE 100x100 FOR THE COMMUNITY INFO, IF YOU ARE ACCEPTED.

Ugh, you guys are really working me here, arentcha?!
HERE.
Oh oops that's not me.
These are, though. For realz. (1 2 3 and 100x100)
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Hahaha. I love you to death Amanda. I've never laughed this hard at one of the apps.
Im still touched you decided to promote to me even though I am like ELITE in this place. :P

ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS: AAAH. Hottest ever.
YES
YESSSSSSS FINALLY, Im so glad I married you.

You almost lost me at tubgirl. But what can I say, Im a sucker for your tricks babe.

Thats one big, giant, fat huge YES from me.
O HELL YES.
You're going to get so sexed tonight for that yes.
And Angelina Jolie's fat hot lips are going to be our partner in threesome-ness.
AND SHUT UP I DIDN'T PROMOTE TO YOU. I PROMOTED TO... your journal.
SHHHH. Now go screen that comment you made before they figure me out and turn me into a sex slave. :(
Then you won't have sole access to my no-no spot. YEA THATS RIGHT . NOW HIDE YOUR IDENTITY.
Oh hot. You know you want to be the sex slave.
What comment? I see no comment. What?

Re: Hmm I dunno

ananri

12 years ago

- Ken Jennings
- Angelina Jolie's lips
+ YOU
+ tubgirlgoatseelvis
+ Did you really draw that picture in under 1 minute? Because it's awesome.
+ Bestiality answer. Hahahaha.
Ugh another Ken hater :(
tubgirlgoatseelvis<3
JD<3
Well, it took about a minute and a half. Most of that minute and a half was spent figuring out what colours to make it. I'm a horrible colourer. :(
O helo Amanda!

- Ken
+ SXE
+ Hahah, cannibalism
+ Confession
- You got me on the tubgirl :(
All the others, I was smart about.
+++++Hottie


YES PLZ
BAHAHHAHAH
TUBGIRL REIGNS SUPREME!!~!
What do you have against Ken, you fuck?! EVERYONE HATES KEN! WHAT IS THIS?!
Anyone who gets millions for answering trivia questions is not OK by me. He should work for it, damn it!




OK, maybe I'm a LITTLE jealous...
i didnt look at your pictures but just from your app:
+ gross story: i tried the condom thing once too. haha
+ ms paint pic: wtf?
+ beastiality: nice answer
- low carb foods: they both suck
after reviewing your real pictures, i change my answer to big yes. aside from the nose ring, youre a major hottie.
omg plz.
Her septum piercing is the second hottest thing in the world. (Her being the first)

o hay!

mynameisvanity

12 years ago

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ananri

12 years ago

Psh wellllll I generally wear it up anyway (it's only visible about 1% of the time).
Hah yea. Condoms are a bit constricting when used as socks.
The paint pic was originally for vicky. There's one of a guy screwing a fish as well but I never saved it :'(
HEY FAT FREE IS PRETTY GOOD. GIVE IT A CHANCEEEE! :(
condom socks are much fun for sliding in though
- Ken Jennings
+ Angelina Jolie
+ Haiku
+ MS Paint
++++++++++++ Everything else
OHHH
*does happy dance*
Yes plz
But I am v. annoyed because you didn't apply sooner
Those are hot pix. I never knew that Tubgirl had an LJ or that you were Elvis or that, yeah, etc.
Also, wat tha hailz? Ken Jennings is gross.
Sry 4 not applying sooner, deer. Nxt time. :(
O Tubgrl 2tally has an LJ. I cant bleev u did not no taht.
OMG WUT IS W/ ALL TEH KEN J H8ERS UP IN HERE?!
Of course I'm voting yes.
I'm too late, but just so you know.

Yes! Awesome app.
:D Thank you
Cockosaurus gets my vote!