LOCATION: Cambridge, Massachusetts
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER: XTC, One-eyed nuns
KEN JENNINGS: Yeah, I've never seen him, which makes me think there is a God in heaven
SXE (IT'S NOT FUCKEN SEX, IT STANDS FOR STRAIGHTXEDGE): Ok, technically I fit the description, but I won't object to others drinking/smoking/etc. (although I hate the smell of tobacco).
CANNIBALISM: We need more research to determine the tastiest races.
BEASTIALITY: Uh, no thx.
GROUPHUG.US: I know it, never go there. Maybe I should.
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS: Do you think half her ass went into them? I do.
LOW-FAT POPTARTS: Eew, gross!...Poptarts!
LOW-CARB FOODS: Atkins must die the death of the Thousand Snakes.
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF (grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz):</b> I am pro-dolphin. Oh, the scandal.
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE: Funny story, that. We were on our honeymoon, looking for an extra hole...
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables):
Pull my finger please
It is not the prank you know
Hah hah! Now my toe...
PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK): http://www.livejournal.com/community/i_
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK:
And the small one: