Mary Anne McCarthy, she went out to dig some clams (noun_verbs) wrote in microwavedsex,
Mary Anne McCarthy, she went out to dig some clams
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microwavedsex

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~*BASICS*~
NAME:
Turner
AGE: 19
LOCATION: Cambridge, Massachusetts
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER: XTC, One-eyed nuns

~*OPINIONS*~
KEN JENNINGS:
Yeah, I've never seen him, which makes me think there is a God in heaven
SXE (IT'S NOT FUCKEN SEX, IT STANDS FOR STRAIGHTXEDGE): Ok, technically I fit the description, but I won't object to others drinking/smoking/etc. (although I hate the smell of tobacco).
CANNIBALISM: We need more research to determine the tastiest races.
BEASTIALITY: Uh, no thx.
GROUPHUG.US: I know it, never go there. Maybe I should.
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS: Do you think half her ass went into them? I do.
LOW-FAT POPTARTS: Eew, gross!...Poptarts!
LOW-CARB FOODS: Atkins must die the death of the Thousand Snakes.

~*OTHER*~
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF
(grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz):</b> I am pro-dolphin. Oh, the scandal.
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE: Funny story, that. We were on our honeymoon, looking for an extra hole...
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables):

Pull my finger please
It is not the prank you know
Hah hah! Now my toe...

PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK): http://www.livejournal.com/community/i_bet_you_suck/7360.html
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK:


~*PICTURES*~







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