Beauty is in the eye of the beholder (dorks_are_us420) wrote in microwavedsex,
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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~*BASICS*~
NAME: Kaley
AGE: 15
LOCATION: Indiana
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER: in no particular order: smile empty soul, twiztid, from autumn to ashes, all american rejects, murderdolls, mindless self indulgence, kottonmouth kings, mushroomhead, jack off jill, blink 182, switchfoot, story of the year

~*OPINIONS*~
KEN JENNINGS: No idea who that is.
SEX: If you mean sex before your married, i don't really think its that bad of a thing as long as you protect yourself in some way. But all around i think that sex is very healthy and liberating.
CANNIBALISM: I think that it is disgusting and i personally would never do that, but some people were raised like that and whatnot. I am a vegetarian, i don't like eating any sort of meat or anything, but that doesn't mean that everybody thinks the same way i do.
BEASTIALITY: um...
GROUPHUG.US: once again, no idea what that is.
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS: I just watched Taking Lives today with her in it. But anyways, I love her lips I wish I had lips like hers they are so sexy.
LOW-FAT POPTARTS: ITS BREAKFAST FOOD! THEY DON'T NEED TO BE LOW-FAT!
LOW-CARB FOODS: Sure, people want to watch what they eat and everything, but why no just eat like a normal human being and then get off your ass and work out.

*~OTHER*~
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF (grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz): Sometimes, I tend to not shower for a while. 3-4 days tops.
Something really disgusting that happened today, I was watching Taking Lives with my best friend Lindsay and I sneezed and i fuckin blew snot all over.
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE: Mother Angelica.. no idea who she is.. but maybe it just fell out when she was eating spaghetti and she thought it was a meat ball and ate it.
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables): WTF kind of application is this dude? i dont know what leprosy is. and i failed english so i dont know how to do that shit.
PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK): www.livejournal.com/users/dorks-are-us420
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK: ok i did it. if you want me to post it i will.

~*PICTURES*~
POST PICTURES. CLEAR ONES. OF YOU.
MORE THAN THREE AND LESS THAN THIRTEEN.
ONE MUST BE 100x100 FOR THE COMMUNITY INFO, IF YOU ARE ACCEPTED.
















okay im done <3
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